As we took off for a ride in the Jeepster the song “Jeepster” was playing on @TheCurrent.

As we took off for a ride in the Jeepster the song “Jeepster” was playing on @TheCurrent.

Ready to drink 8-Bit Pale Ale. (Jeepster toy in photo, btw.)

Ready to drink 8-Bit Pale Ale. (Jeepster toy in photo, btw.)

My First Car Was A …

  1. 1970 Mustang Mach I w/351 Cleveland (rather than sucky 351 Windsor) The car was my brother’s, really, but I drove it for a time. Fast as dammit, as they say.
  2. 1961 Ford Falcon w/170 Special & three on the tree manual transmission. In college it was referred to as the Millennium Falcon. I was once stung by a bee in this car; the bees had built a nest in the vent system. Engine blew up in Wonewoc, WI.
  3. 1980 Plymouth Volare (‘Nuff said.)
  4. 1980 Olds Delta 88 diesel. Hard to start but had a kick-ass, take-no-prisoners diesel sound. 30 mpg!
  5. 1984 Chevy Citation. This car had an uninspired slogan (Citation: It Works!) to match its uninspired design. Still, I drove it like I stole it until it was totaled on I-94, rear-ended by some guy from Delano, MN.
  6. 1995 Saturn SL2. The only new car I’ve ever bought. Lasted 16 years until rear window was shot out. (Replacing window was more than value of the car.)
  7. 1970 Jeepster Commando, my mid-life crisis vehicle. (current vehicle) Fun to drive (summer only) and it turns heads… of men above 50 years old and no one else.
  8. Honorary mentions: Motorcycles, motorcycles, MOTORCYCLES!!